Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Yogurt does not go with everything.

Somebody put watermelon in my yogurt. And cantaloupe, AND hondeydew melon. I was grocery shopping in a hurry last week and picked up the first package of individual yougurts I saw and hurried to the checkout. As you may have guessed by now, I do most things in a hurry... well, more of a panicked dash really, as I am generally late for everything. Right. Back to the yogurt. I zoomed home with my groceries, threw them in the fridge, and promply forgot about them - as by that time there were several other emergencies that needed my attention.

The next day I brought the yogurt to work. Without looking at the container I opened it and ate some. BLECK. Somebody put watermelon in my yogurt. Why would they do that? More importantly, why would I BUY it? I am really going downhill with my shopping track record. Sigh. I probably would have paid more attention if I knew people were manufacturing that crap. Yoplait, if you're reading this, are you out of your MIND? Why would you take perfectly good yogurt and make it taste like THAT? I've been trading with the accounting lady at work for her normal kinds. You know, blueberry, strawberry, that sort of thing.

I should manage that I pulled out the next kind this morning and it has Coconut in it... BLECK! Someone put coconut in my yogurt...

10 comments:

Chapati said...

I'm with you there - keep the 'bits' out of my yoghurt thank you very much! Especially coconut...

Mistra Hoolahan said...

ROFL... how dare they. The only think that should be in yoghurt is strawberries or cheesecake or banana and honey.... mmmm cheesecake!!

Mistra Hoolahan said...

That should be 'thing' not think... it's late, I'm tired... my 'MOND' is all asunder...

Poopsie aka Blue said...

Great to have you back in Blogland!

I too like my youhurt in trad. flavours, they will be making savoury ones next!

Carolina said...

Oh yuck! Poopsie's comment just made my face go all weird. Even weirder than normal ;-) Savoury yoghurt. What, with bacon? Anyway, melon in yoghurt wouldn't be my choice either.

Jewels said...

you guys spell yogurt funny. Must be an overseas thing. I wonder when English stopped being English and became American slang?

SandyCarlson said...

Normal yogurt. Yes. Watermelon would about kill it for me, too.

Tgoette said...

Fruit in yoghurt? It's not natural! Great post! I am enjoying reading your stuff. Keep up the great work!

jinksy said...

Perhaps your taste buds needed waking up!

Hilary said...

My son works for Yoplait (Ultima Foods) and brings home a lot of close-to-expired or damaged (packaging) yoghurt. I've never seen anything that .. exotic though. I'm not so sure about watermelon, but I think yoghurt with fresh cantaloupe or honey dew might be nice.. with a bit of ginger.. hmmm.

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