Monday, May 11, 2009

Bathroom Rockstar


Since the start of Season 8 of American Idol, I have been secretly practicing my imaginary audition to be on the show. Mostly I sing in the car where nobody is around to hear me, but occassionally I sing in the shower or at work when the office is mostly empty. Well, the gig is up. Hubby has caught me singing into my hairbrush in-front of the bathroom mirror. And not just singing, but dancing and the whole bit. The best part? I was completely stark naked....

Hubby: Um.... what are you doing? (I freeze... I'm not a good liar, so I decide to fess up)

Me: Me? Well um.. I'm auditioning!

Hubby: To be a stripper?

Me: NO! To be on American Idol!

Hubby: I think you should hire a wardrobe consultant before you go. (Hubby laughs)

I am now red-faced and decide that the best option is to slam the door in his face and hide my humiliation in private. I am unsure why I feel so humiliated, and I have to admit it WAS really funny, but for some reason, hubby's hysterical laughter from the other side of the door made me want to throw something at him. I opened the door and threw my hairbrush "microphone". Hubby just laughed harder.

Don't get me wrong... I have no illusions to actually auditioning for the show. I can sing ok, but as soon as people are watching, I choke. Maybe everyone ELSE should be naked, and then I would not feel so humiliated, but there it is.

Now everytime I have a shower, hubby sneaks into the bathroom to see if there is going to be a "show" after. I am never going to live this down.

8 comments:

recipes for the life said...

Ha ha ha so funny!!But really its ok!I do that too.Mostly in the bathroom.And no one has caught me as yet,thankfullly

♥ chaitra

Maria-Thérèse said...

hilarious!!! :D

I think you'd be a success.

Thank you for your wonderful comment!! ♥

Ms. Neha Gandhi said...

hahhaa... its hialriousss!!!!

Suldog said...

If everyone on American Idol were naked, I would definitely watch the show. By the same token, if you went on there as the only one naked, I bet you'd at least get past the first round :-)

Jewels said...

I bet I would too. After all, bikini girl made it all the way to hollywood!

Trisha said...

OMG Jewels!!! I'm totally cracking up here! You are just too funny.

Chapati said...

Absolutely. Awesome!

everyone sings in the shower, just get hubby in on the act!

imbeingheldhostage said...

Too funny!

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...