Ok. So the doctors, health experts, dermatologists, cosmetic reps, and even your mother have reported the risks of sun exposure. These risks are known to increase from long-term exposure to the artificial lights in tanning beds.
Well Guess What?
My doctor has perscribed tanning to me. Backwards isn't it? Aparently it's a cure for the winter blues. Vitamin D and all that. I voiced my concerns about skin cancer, and dying a horrible painful death from something I could have prevented by staying out of the sun....
Me: But... um... isn't tanning bad for you?
Doc: Yes. Yes it is.
Me: But you still want me to do it?
Doc: I think it's an option for your specific circumstances.
Me: Does that mean that I should do it?
Doc: Well, I can't really order you to do something that's harmful.
Me: But you think it's a good idea?
Doc: I think it's an option, yes.
Me: That's a little vague. Do I have an other options?
Doc: Well, we could try some medications. Some of the side effects are serious... depression, suicidal tendancies, insomnia, fatigue, headaches, muscle tenderness, and so on.
Me: So tanning is a better option?
Doc: I didn't say that.
Me: Yes I know. That's why I asked.
Doc: It seems like the most benificial with the least amount of side effects.
Me: So what happens if I do neither.
Doc: Nothing.
Me: So right now I'm not dying, but if I go tanning I might be a little more cheerful when the winter is here?
Doc: Basically. Yes.
Me: And quality of life is worth risking the chance of getting skin cancer?
Doc: I didn't say that.
Me: I KNOW. I'm looking for a little direction here. Can you help me out?
Doc: Why don't we re-asses in a few months. You can make an appoitment with the receptionist on your way out.
Me: Thanks for nothing.
I have been tanning for a few months now. Not over doing it, just a couple times a week and you know what? The doc is right. I have more energy, I'm blogging again, and my house is clean. Ok, no it isn't, but I could do it if I wanted to. It is 15 minutes of bliss 3 times a week. My stress melts away. If I could figure out how to do it all the time without killing myself I would. I have to warn you. It's very addictive, and I'm certainly NOT encouraging anyone else to try it unless you have a similar pointless conversation with your doctor.
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Added benefit: a tan makes you look slimmer.
And if you die the horrible death, at least you die happy (without the winter blues) and looking good ;-)
Your doctor would make a good politician.
(noticed that you have been catching up on my blog, hehe, not much to do at work? Or just putting off cleaning the house?
Thanks for your hilariously funny comments and very intelligent remarks about my face ;-))
ROTF. She SHOULD be a politician.
Um... lots to do at work, but not nearly as interesting as catching up on my blog reading.
Now I have to go read what I wrote, as I was on a hour-long confernece call and can no longer remember anything that occurred in that time.
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